I am in a serious standoff with my landlord and my only weapon is loud porn

I live in unit 1 of a four apartment building.

All of the other units have moved out or can't be rented because the landlord has just completely given up and doesn't fix anything and I am the only one left in the building.

For the last three weeks he has had people in the hallway entrance right by my door trying to make the place look good.

People putting in marble, painting, hammering, and just making tons of noise.  They are loud and obnoxious and I can hear everything.

I "work" from home most of the time and there is just a poorly framed door separating my couch and all this noise.

So what do I do?

Do I open the door and politely tell them to keep it down? Nope.

Do I use some legal jargon on law firm letterhead and write my landlord a letter? Nope. 

I play porn really loud all day and make them as uncomfortable as they can be.  Case closed.


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